Latest Upcoming Star Wars Films Announced
Disney has just announced the next Star Wars films that will be released.
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From the classic 1980's children's book comes Wicket and the Dandelion Warriors. No one really knows for sure what this film is about because no one has read the book in the last 30 years. If it is successful though it will spawn a series of Ewok related movies based on classic Ewok books like Wicket Goes
Fishing. Some industry experts suggest that Fuzzy As An Ewok would have been a better choice but
Disney says their touch technology is not yet ready for commercial production. They hope to have it
ready in 3 years when they hope to release of Fuzzy As An Ewok.
image copyrighted by The Walt Disney Company
Darth Paploo will be the first in a series of more mature adult action films that take place in the Star Wars universe. It focuses on the Ewok Paploo as he turns to the dark side and slaughters all the Dulocks. The
film will be rated R for violence. This has created some controversy that the MPAA has not included
language a reason for the rating as it uses Ewokese terms like Grr-nupta and arr chetu.
Finally Kathleen Kennedy has announced due to popular fan demand we will be getting The Life and
Times of Jar-Jar Binks. It will be divided into 9 episodes. The series will start with a young guppy Jar-Jar
in the first episode. The second will feature a young Jar-Jar as he starts school and faces bullying. The
third will feature a adolescent Jar-Jar as he discovers his sexuality. The final episode will end with his
happy death after years of service as an clown in Theed surrounded by his loved ones.
image copyrighted by The Walt Disney Company
Sorry we have just gotten news that Disney executives actually Googled Star Wars and realized no one
would like the above idea or anything Kathleen Kennedy suggests. They will be keeping the Life and
Times of Jar-Jar Binks but instead it will tell the story of how Jar-Jar was really the greatest Sith
master of all time. The finale will feature his death in a scene that is being kept secret but Disney has
announced that it would make up for all of the movies made after Return of the Jedi and they hope it
will bring fans back into the Star Wars fold once again.
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From the classic 1980's children's book comes Wicket and the Dandelion Warriors. No one really knows for sure what this film is about because no one has read the book in the last 30 years. If it is successful though it will spawn a series of Ewok related movies based on classic Ewok books like Wicket Goes
Fishing. Some industry experts suggest that Fuzzy As An Ewok would have been a better choice but
Disney says their touch technology is not yet ready for commercial production. They hope to have it
ready in 3 years when they hope to release of Fuzzy As An Ewok.
image copyrighted by The Walt Disney Company
Darth Paploo will be the first in a series of more mature adult action films that take place in the Star Wars universe. It focuses on the Ewok Paploo as he turns to the dark side and slaughters all the Dulocks. The
film will be rated R for violence. This has created some controversy that the MPAA has not included
language a reason for the rating as it uses Ewokese terms like Grr-nupta and arr chetu.
Finally Kathleen Kennedy has announced due to popular fan demand we will be getting The Life and
Times of Jar-Jar Binks. It will be divided into 9 episodes. The series will start with a young guppy Jar-Jar
in the first episode. The second will feature a young Jar-Jar as he starts school and faces bullying. The
third will feature a adolescent Jar-Jar as he discovers his sexuality. The final episode will end with his
happy death after years of service as an clown in Theed surrounded by his loved ones.
image copyrighted by The Walt Disney Company
Sorry we have just gotten news that Disney executives actually Googled Star Wars and realized no one
would like the above idea or anything Kathleen Kennedy suggests. They will be keeping the Life and
Times of Jar-Jar Binks but instead it will tell the story of how Jar-Jar was really the greatest Sith
master of all time. The finale will feature his death in a scene that is being kept secret but Disney has
announced that it would make up for all of the movies made after Return of the Jedi and they hope it
will bring fans back into the Star Wars fold once again.
If you enjoyed this post comment below and feel free to subscribe. Let us know what you liked and what
you didn't so we can improve the site.
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